Musicologists Agree: Original Thomas The Tank Engine Theme Way Better
Musicologists around the world have finally settled one of the most difficult questions they have ever faced: which Thomas the
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Music Is Entirely Subjective Except For Your Final Recital Mark
It’s that time of year again! All around the country hundreds of eminent musicians will take a break from their
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Music Publisher Hates It When People Can Get Scores
John Man is the head of Music Publisher’s Anonymous, one of the leading publication houses for classical music today. He
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Singer Describes Song By Singing All Of It
Max Tenor, charming scamp and illustrious future star, was having a witty and involved conversation with a group of singers
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Sally McNally’s Tips: Making Your Audition CD Sound Like A Great Version Of You On A CD
Sally McNally is highly trained person, full of experience and abilities. We asked her to give us some tips on what a
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Singer Outrage: “My Friend Stole My Song!”
John Man, student singer and expresser of shocked looks, was outraged to learn that a classmate ‘stole’ one of his
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Sally McNally’s Hot Singer Tips: What To Wear For Your Audition
Sally McNally is highly trained person, full of experience and abilities. We asked her to give us some tips on what a
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Violinist Confused When Everyone Turns Up To Quartet Rehearsal
Awkwardly putting away his Paganini Caprice while saying “wow, you made it”, John Man, lead violinist of the Accessible And Relevant Quartet,
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Box Of Four Hundred Sandwiches Too Expensive And Elitist, Declares Man
John Man, keen opera hater and music muppet, says that he doesn’t understand why anyone would want to buy a
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Man Rejects Female Composers After Listening To CD For A Bit
John Man, newly elected Vice-President of the esteemed Guild Of Hacks, recently courted a great deal of controversy with his
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