Man Discovers Another Fucking Hindemith Sonata
Fans of Unterweisung im Tonsatz everywhere received some incredible news this week when John Man, cardboard collector and wunderkind, discovered
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Music
Kid Unimpressed With Classical Outreach Tour
Johnny Boy, primary school student and sleuth, was initially excited when he heard that a group of semi-professional classical musicians would
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Young Musician Needs More Exposure
John Man is a dazzling young professional musician with an inspirational career. He regularly performs lunch-time recitals in churches and
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Audience Makes Irritating Noises Carefully
Dorothy Schnuppleberry regularly attends concerts of classical music and enjoys them immensely. She likes to be prepared for the rigours of sitting
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Hubert Parry Fans Outraged By Shocking Article
Famed musicologist Ripping Babushkin recently sent shockwaves throughout the musical world like an earthquake, atomic bomb, or electrified beach. He
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Student Has Amazing Breakthrough By Doing What Teacher Says
John Man is a young violinist who has been struggling for years to overcome his limitations as a musician. Though
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Schubert’s Winterreise, In Facebook Messenger Icons
The Facebook Messenger app has been in the news recently because of privacy and stuff, but I don’t care about that
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Man Briefly Listens To New Opera- Doesn’t Like It
John Man, consumer and freelance judge, recently heard about an amazing new opera by one of the most talented and
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Young Pianist Sees Rival Perform- Says “It Wasn’t That Good”
John Man, a young concert pianist and frequent talker, saw one of his rivals perform at London’s Barbican Centre last
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