Musician “Absolutely Thrilled” To Be Involved In Upcoming Concert, According To Tweet
John Man, local musician and twiddler, recently tweeted about how thrilled he was to be involved in an upcoming concert.
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Hard Part Easier After Practice, Says Man
John Man, pianist and philosopher, has reportedly been struggling to learn a difficult section of a Chopin Waltz over the
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I Will Never Be A Famous Soprano Because I Am A Dog
Woof woof! There I go again, practising my scales. No matter how often I am told to go outside and play
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As A Tenor, I Love Listening To Great Singers Who Aren’t Also Tenors My Age
Hi. I’m Max Tenor. I am ready to slay the world with my great singing. Is there anything better than the beautiful
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I Owe Everything To My Talent, And The Thousands Of Music Lessons My Parents Could Afford
Many people ask me: ‘why are you a success?’ I am always ready to give an answer. It is because
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‘Crotchet’ Sounds Like ‘Crotch’ Because It Has The Word ‘Crotch’ In It
Special guest post by Optimist Prime Kaye Mart, expert opinion-holder and full-time American, was known to have “giggled” in a
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Man Needs To Practise, But Actually His Career Is A Pointless Extravagance Society Doesn’t Want
John Man, young musician and earnest believer in hope, courage, and beauty, says that he really has to do some
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But If Bob Dylan Is Popular, How Can He Be Good?
I read with horror and confusion last week that Bob Dylan had been awarded the Nobel Prize for, you guessed
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Musician Who Didn’t Learn His Part Explains The Situation Many Times
John Man, excellent young violinist and extensive user of his mouth, was very excited to be performing in a well-paid
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Ageing Child Prodigy Outraged As Other Students Catch Up
John Man, laurel-rester and cloth-toucher, was an extraordinarily talented musician as a child. He famously performed the Big Difficult Piece
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