Singer Gives Pianist Illegible, Useless Score
John Man, vocalist and visionary, was recently delighted to give his audition pianist some poorly-taped mash of crumpled, illegible music which
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Box Of Four Hundred Sandwiches Too Expensive And Elitist, Declares Man
John Man, keen opera hater and music muppet, says that he doesn’t understand why anyone would want to buy a
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Man Goes To Traditional Classical Concert And Enjoys ItÂ
John Man, all-round muggle and champ, went to see one of those predictable and traditional classical music concerts last night.
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Piano Pupil Plays Perfectly Prior To Lessons, Honestly
John Man, student pianist and gold-star lad, studies music both for fun and for himself. He knows he is quite
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Young Pianist Thinks Accompaniment Is Too Easy
John Man is an extraordinary young solo pianist destined for great things, which he knows because he plays Chopin all
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Man Reads Book About Piano- Becomes Expert
John Man, fist-pumper and fulminator, recently read a book about piano technique and found that he was an expert on
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Man In Transport Tycoon Waits For Train
John Man, a travelling civilian living in the world of Transport Tycoon, has been waiting for his train to arrive
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Youth Orchestra Plays Scheherazade. Again.
John Man, pen pal and Tubby the Tuba fan, was overjoyed to learn that his local youth orchestra will once
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Man Briefly Listens To New Opera- Doesn’t Like It
John Man, consumer and freelance judge, recently heard about an amazing new opera by one of the most talented and
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Man Chatting To An Australian Makes Stupid Convict Joke
Johannes Man, a student living in London, made an insensitive joke today about crimes against humanity perpetrated by a state. Man
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