‘We Must Separate The Art From The Artist’ Says Man Writing Biography Of Artist
John Man, successful academic and serial author, is a huge a fan of the controversial artist Ernest von Stankl. Despite
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Musicologists Agree: Original Thomas The Tank Engine Theme Way Better
Musicologists around the world have finally settled one of the most difficult questions they have ever faced: which Thomas the
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Musician Who Didn’t Learn His Part Explains The Situation Many Times
John Man, excellent young violinist and extensive user of his mouth, was very excited to be performing in a well-paid
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Man Likes “Foggy Foggy Dew” Because It’s Actually About Fucking
John Man, song-enthusiast and keen chuckler, was thrilled to attend a song recital by the talented young singer, Max Tenor. He
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Music Is Entirely Subjective Except For Your Final Recital Mark
It’s that time of year again! All around the country hundreds of eminent musicians will take a break from their
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Computer Composes New Music By Peter Sculthorpe
Technological whizzkids from a groundbreaking computer company have created a new artificial intelligence program capable of writing music by the
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Singer Outrage: “My Friend Stole My Song!”
John Man, student singer and expresser of shocked looks, was outraged to learn that a classmate ‘stole’ one of his
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Man Who Loves Walls Thinks The Berlin Wall Was A Pretty Good Wall
Gazing fondly at a pile of bricks in his backyard, John Man sat down with reporters to talk about his
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Violinist Confused When Everyone Turns Up To Quartet Rehearsal
Awkwardly putting away his Paganini Caprice while saying “wow, you made it”, John Man, lead violinist of the Accessible And Relevant Quartet,
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Oboist Makes Best Reed Since Yesterday
John Man, young oboist and dapper party companion, was thrilled to tell reporter’s about his latest reed. “I make reeds,” he
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