Singer Gives Pianist Illegible, Useless Score
John Man, vocalist and visionary, was recently delighted to give his audition pianist some poorly-taped mash of crumpled, illegible music which
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Box Of Four Hundred Sandwiches Too Expensive And Elitist, Declares Man
John Man, keen opera hater and music muppet, says that he doesn’t understand why anyone would want to buy a
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Man Goes To Traditional Classical Concert And Enjoys ItÂ
John Man, all-round muggle and champ, went to see one of those predictable and traditional classical music concerts last night.
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Atonality: A Musical Fairytale
Many years ago there was an Emperor so exceedingly fond of new clothes that he spent all his money on
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Musician Gets Through Another Day of Crushing Self-Doubt
John Man, an earnest and disciplined young singer working diligently to forge a successful freelance career, was pleased to reach
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Understanding Radicalisation: Meet John
The Australian government recently released a Radicalisation Awareness Kit which aimed to teach schools about the dangers of alternative music,
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Man Rejects Female Composers After Listening To CD For A Bit
John Man, newly elected Vice-President of the esteemed Guild Of Hacks, recently courted a great deal of controversy with his
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The Leadership Spill: Explaining Australian Politics
Are you confused about what’s going on in Australian politics? Let me explain. Malcolm Turnbull was afraid that his party
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Concert Endy Time Starts With The Old Handy-Smack-Hand
Last night at the big round hally place with the lights and the seats and all the people with the
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Man Hates Music Competitions Until He Wins One
For several years, young concert artist and musical whiz kid John Man passionately hated music competitions. Although he competed in
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