Young People Use Their Phones Too Much! Also, Whoever Replies To This Email First Gets The Job
John Man, music guru and part-time gate-keeper, is outraged that so many young people are glued to their phones all
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Teacher Has Amazing Breakthrough By Following Own Advice
Dorothy Schnupsky, famous local music teacher and wearer of clothes that billow, recently had an extraordinary musical breakthrough. This came
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I’m Not Late; I’m Whimsical
You won’t believe this, but when I left my house I really thought I had enough time to get here
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I Owe Everything To My Talent, And The Thousands Of Music Lessons My Parents Could Afford
Many people ask me: ‘why are you a success?’ I am always ready to give an answer. It is because
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Are You A Successful Freelancer Or Just The Horse From Animal Farm?
In this modern day and age, it is easy to get confused and perhaps a little worried about all the
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Man Needs To Practise, But Actually His Career Is A Pointless Extravagance Society Doesn’t Want
John Man, young musician and earnest believer in hope, courage, and beauty, says that he really has to do some
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Ageing Child Prodigy Outraged As Other Students Catch Up
John Man, laurel-rester and cloth-toucher, was an extraordinarily talented musician as a child. He famously performed the Big Difficult Piece
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Top Tips: How To Succeed As A Musician In 1955
Life is so hard as a musician in 1955! Most of your employers now will want you to play the right
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12 Ways To Reveal You Have Perfect Pitch
Do you have perfect pitch? If you do, well done! A lot of people can’t accept how good you are
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Express Your Identity By Criticising Sam’s Arpeggios
So you are at music college, sitting in a class watching some of your colleagues perform for a visiting professor
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