For Me, When I Play, I Make My Performance About The Music, Not Me
People ask me, just why are you such a brilliant musician, and when can I hear you play? And I
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Man Just Doesn’t Like Classical Music
John Man, rider of trains and sometimes also buses, told reporters that he just doesn’t like classical music. “I just
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Box Of Four Hundred Sandwiches Too Expensive And Elitist, Declares Man
John Man, keen opera hater and music muppet, says that he doesn’t understand why anyone would want to buy a
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Atonality: A Musical Fairytale
Many years ago there was an Emperor so exceedingly fond of new clothes that he spent all his money on
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Kid Unimpressed With Classical Outreach Tour
Johnny Boy, primary school student and sleuth, was initially excited when he heard that a group of semi-professional classical musicians would
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